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Copjacker 

Jacking off every fucking cops all over the place even in the streets and traffic.
See the feds pull ya' over, just give them Daven Busters game card and jack them off quickly as you can and you'll be the best and the GOAT of the city!
Bruh yesterday I jacked off a cop right when he pull me over, and some dude who seemed to be a poop dealer
took care of me and award me 'The Goat Of Copjacker'.
Copjacker by III Tempered June 16, 2020
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A word used by stupid people to make it seem like they know something about illegal computer activities. A derivative of "cyber" and "hijacker".
In todays news, a cyjacker has taken over the local broadcasting tower.
cyjacker by Dep666 October 13, 2011
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cockjacker 

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.
Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank
cockjacker by Denzel Large December 30, 2007
to copy of someones style or swag
Brian: I am going to wear a blue du-rag tomorrow.
Billy: me to
Brian: nah the next day
Billy: me to
Brian: you damn coplocker
Coplocker by DARRION/D-MONEY January 7, 2008

Copsucker 

Cop suckers: criticizing the politicians for making the laws, while loving the people who beat the shit out of you for breaking them.
That copsucker over there polishes a knob just as good as he shines boots.
Copsucker by Getyourshinebox August 14, 2020

Copsucker 

A copsucker is a member of the media who professes to present the truth about a crime or social event, but instead presents the spin put on it by the police.

A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
An example of this is the media in Belleville Ontario Canada who professed the excellence of the police investigation into serial killer Russell Williams, and yet they cannot explain:

A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.

Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
Copsucker by Lagenomai March 8, 2011

copsucker 

a person or people who engage in converstation with police officers either just to look cool, to gain advantage or to get out of a fine or ticket
hey.. check out those copsuckers, they must be trying to get out of a fine huh?
copsucker by crashed1800 June 13, 2009