Cootermuffin 

A vagina that has been beaten so severely from sexual activity it has swollen up resembling a muffin

1. Do you see her cooch?

Yeah I gave her a Cootermuffin last night. :)

Cootermuffin by Jacc-C-nimble January 22, 2010

Cooter Muffin 

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

Cooter Muffin by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

cooterpuffing 

the act of smoking out of a chicks cooter

we went to a party and went cooterpuffing

cooterpuffing by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

covermuffin 

A queer looking mid twenties lesbian. He usually sits in a dark room playing games until the early hours of the morning.

(Can also be covertmuffins or Al Naturel, they share the same meaning)

Guy1: Dude, Daniel just stays up all night playing WoW

Guy2: Yeah he's a total covermuffin.

covermuffin by Eating Babies April 14, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019