Cootermuffin

A vagina that has been beaten so severely from sexual activity it has swollen up resembling a muffin

1. Do you see her cooch?

Yeah I gave her a Cootermuffin last night. :)

by Jacc-C-nimble January 22, 2010

Cooter Muffin

A cuter name for a Vagina.

My brother needs to find some cute Cooter Muffin to take home tonight. So I am going to help him scope out some chicks that are not dirty.

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

cooterpuffing

the act of smoking out of a chicks cooter

we went to a party and went cooterpuffing

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

covermuffin

A queer looking mid twenties lesbian. He usually sits in a dark room playing games until the early hours of the morning.

(Can also be covertmuffins or Al Naturel, they share the same meaning)

Guy1: Dude, Daniel just stays up all night playing WoW

Guy2: Yeah he's a total covermuffin.

by Eating Babies April 14, 2014