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Cootermonger 

a dealer in or trader of cooter.
My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.
Cootermonger by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

coonerang 

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll
“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “
coonerang by poggerchampion December 25, 2020
Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)
The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.
cootering by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015

cooterwagon 

Dirts that have to get in their car "dukes of hazzard" style at the gas station after buying cigarettes for a friend that tried but was too young!
Tonya had to cooterwagon quickly at the Crawfordsville Shell station.
cooterwagon by natalie sloan March 7, 2005

Cooterang 

No matter how many times she gets passed around she always comes back to you.
Damn bro that bitch is a cooterang.
Cooterang by UncleBabyDic July 30, 2019

coometang 

(1) (coom-uh-tang) A pussy that has the power to produce a minimum of 8 simultanious male/female orgasms inside of an hour.

(2) know in some beastiality circles as a racoon vagina. It is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.
Yo, you know that girl i left with from the club last night? damn she was good when the lights turned out. I swear she must have had a coometang or sumfing.
coometang by Aaron & Jayden May 17, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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