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The Ultimate Meat rider or commonly referred to as "Coopy J" is an individual who will stop at nothing to be a part of a group, going to extreme lengths just to be recognised by important people. The Coopy J is native to parts of southeast-Queensland but can be found all around the world. It usually has catchphrases that they believe are funny but in reality, aren't. The most common one being "Bruh".
Person 1: "Hey, how's it going Person 2".
Person 2: "Everything is going well; you want to hang out on Saturday".
Person 1: "Su--"
The Coopy J "I would love to hang out with you, Person 1."
Person 1/2 "Shut the fuck up you're a Coopy J".
The Coopy J "Bruh"
Coopy J by Kall_Me November 5, 2023
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Coop juice 

A very strong and sweet Alcoholic beverage. Mainly found in tea flavor.
Coop juice by Duke K April 22, 2008
An act where two people engage in intercourse on a copy machine while it's running, so that the resulting copies which print out are a frame-by-frame of their sexual exploits.
Dan and Amy tried to convince their boss that they weren't having a copy job in the copy room, but the sheets of evidence tell a different story.
Copy Job by CHS2009 March 18, 2009

coop joke 

a joke that someone steals from someone else and claims it for their own and over uses it till where the only person laughing is the person telling it
master cheif no no more like master chef aaaaaa coop coop coop. thats a coop joke.
man that guy isn't funnie all he tells is coop jokes.
coop joke by zorka zeba May 12, 2008

copy jockey 

1. (U.S. slang, esp. among writers) A professional writer paid little to produce large amounts of content or a large number of articles in a short period for any type of commercial publication as part of an entry-level writing position or contract work; typically a copy jockey's pay rate or employer requirements force her to disregard good style, structure, grammar and/or sound research, not because she is incapable of fine writing, but because her pay rate and/or deadlines will not permit intense attention to detail without making the writer destitute; in cases of Internet copy jockeys, work may feature black-hat SEO tactics like excessive keyword stuffing (See: "Word Salad"); a hack 2. A poorly paid or unpaid intern or contractor anywhere, but especially in law practices, whose primary responsibilities include basic clerical work, such as creating a large number of photocopies by a given deadline. 3. A real-estate agent who sells properties whose listings were secured by other agents; typically such agents do not make as much as those who generate listings.
"Although the company's Craigslist ad stated they were looking for young journalists with a fresh perspective, their stated pay rate revealed they could only afford a copy jockey."

"Tell that copy jockey Brad to grab me a coffee on his way back from Kinkos."

"If you don't take the initiative to get your own listings, you'll always be Frank's copy jockey."

Derivation: Probably a singsong comparison between the speed with which legal interns must work and the speed with which horse jockeys must ride. Also, likely, a comparison between the low salaries both jobs offer. See: "copy" and "jockey."

The earliest online usage of the term among the legal community dates from 2005. The earliest instance of its use as Definition 1 is found in 2008 business emails by American journalist, poet, comic-book writer and critic Phillip DeNune Provance. Provance likely requisitioned the term from an unidentified New York City paralegal. Since the second half of the same decade, the term has entered wider usage, especially among bloggers, as an epithet for the underpaid and over-worked in all professions.

Compare "copy jockey" with "hack": A "copy jockey" knows how to write better, but either does not have time or is required to write poorly; a "hack," in contrast, is oblivious to the low quality of her work.
copy jockey by copy jockey October 30, 2013

cooly jick 

When someone tells you something, instead of saying "cool", say "cooly jick".
Guy: I just went to the store.
Me: cooly jick
cooly jick by millux January 4, 2021

copy joqin

when one copys off somebody else...it can be anything!
yo nigga stop copy joqin off ma style!
copy joqin by whoremuffin!<3 October 20, 2008