Cooley'd 

To be Cooley'd is when someone's actions or lack of action cause's a monumental amount of grief for you & others.
This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.

Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.

I rang Tom about the order and he told me Graham has it. I rang Graham to find out what was going on. It turns out Graham did half of it, then hand balled it to someone else. Oh shit, I've been Cooley'd.

Cooley'd by Maverick77 December 8, 2010

Cooney'd

When you are so drunk, that you pass out at 3:00 in the after noon hugging the porcelin. Usually being Cooney'd involves a foam filled mouth and a face filled with tears. Dry heaving may be a side effect, but that is if and only if you are completly Cooney'd.

Brandon drank a shit ton of Natty Light because we kept making him bong 2-3 beers at a time. He got totally cooney'd and he almost died.

Cooney'd by The Cooney Train April 25, 2010

Conley'd 

The results from failing to use the appropriate amount of any material required to properly do a job. Almost always the fault of a cheap, drunk Irishman.

Guy: Man, Bill totally Conley'd those coals last night at the cookout. It was barely hot enough to cook a bluegill!

Chick: I know, that cheap bastard was drunk as fuck on High Life too.

Conley'd by Pseudoding July 25, 2011

Dino Cooley 

A marshmallow man he looks the part on the outside but he is really just a big bundle of goo breaking down at the slightest of things. Very highly strung and takes thing to heart easily recognisable for his loud war cry of OHHHHHH!!! Will usually be covered in tough stickers.

Who is that tough looking biike over there?
Oh that's DIno Cooley, but he aint no bikie he's like the stay puff marshmallow man. looks the part but is still full of goo.

Dino Cooley by maintenence crew March 13, 2010

cooler dumping 

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.

I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.

cooler dumping by TKE January 11, 2009

cooney dog 

The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).

Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.

After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.

cooney dog by A_-_A February 17, 2008

the cooler daniel 

it's a meme and,i laugh at that freaking shitty meme,and you know that meme is not cringe like jackapaul,and the cooler daniel is daniel but cooler not a plagiat

the cooler daniel:hey
daniel:who are you and why you like look me?

the cooler daniel:sorry for being cooler than you

daniel:you freaking shit

the cooler daniel by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 11, 2022