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Someone who gets hit with a cone (will mcneely) and has to get staples in their head, therefore rendering him completely useless the rest of his or her life.
That coney has his address at 535 flowing springs trail, roswell georgia 30075
by dkdsfkufdskfsdakj January 23, 2007
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With reference to Coney Island, Brooklyn NY. As the area is populated generally by freaks and weirdo's , this term refers to a person who is not of the norm.
Said to a strange person - "Oh my God you are such a coney!"
by Joe Richards March 19, 2007
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An alternate, furrier, version of the word cunny, meaning vagina. This word is a pun - "coney" in British English means "rabbit", but sounds like "cunny", and so it makes an excellent word for furry snatch.
"Get over here and pet my sweet little coney"
by Freeb March 06, 2010
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To scream psychobabble, elevate one's voice, nerd it out and homediggity ragin' all over on the microphizzone
That studderin' screama went all Coney after that loss brodinski!

I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
I'M STUCK IN THE WALL
by Nerdraged out August 11, 2011
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A combination of pot and tobacco in a bowl, smoked out of a gravity bong.

Preferably occurring in a New Jersey basement
That coney Ray just took was fucking massive. No wonder he's throwing up.
by huricaneshwartz February 22, 2011
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A slang urban turn for “Corner/Corner store
“Aye bro meet me at the coney I got a lick
“I don’t know nothing I just used to see him walk to the coney” -Tee grizzley
by Skimask yo July 02, 2018
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