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Cooked your own spleen
"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
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Cooked cunt
"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"
Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"
Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015
Cooked Cunt
A Australian male (sometimes female) who is either high on drugs, or who's brain is deflated due to drugs, found in large numbers at any (mainly) EDM festivals or raves
1: Hey man did you go to future music?
2: Yea dude soo many Cooked Cunts
1: Hey bro you want to buy any dingers?
2: Fuck off daymo you Cooked Cunt
2: Yea dude soo many Cooked Cunts
1: Hey bro you want to buy any dingers?
2: Fuck off daymo you Cooked Cunt
Cooked Cunt by CraigYo999 May 25, 2014
under cooked
He still plays video games and rides his skate board. At 26 years old there are signs of him still being under cooked.
under cooked by talk2me-JCH2 May 31, 2022
Cooked out
Cooked out by Luder420 December 6, 2016
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