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Cooklew by Punchy pete February 7, 2013
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Cookleta
Cookleta is a term used to define the pairing of American Idol's Season 7 contestants David Cook & David Archuleta. "Cook" originates from David Cook's last name, and "leta" is derived from the last four letters of David Archuleta's surname. This pairing also happens to have the most evidence of any other pairing of Season 7. This ranges from video footage of handstands, multiple hugs and chest caresses to photographs of lingering lust-stares and adoring glances.
*after seeing the TRL hug and piggyback ride*
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.
Cookleta by davids4life August 11, 2008
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Cookleta
I kept watching that video of Cookleta doing handstands. Who knows what else they do when they're alone?
Cookleta by wonderwall14 August 10, 2008
ScissorKick CookieWiggle
The two lesbians got into the back of their subaru forester and did the ScissorKick CookieWiggle
As created by Jason Ellis.
As created by Jason Ellis.
ScissorKick CookieWiggle by astoldbyjasonellis June 13, 2010
cookle
term used to describe people that lack the intelligence to learn proper english. Used mainly to descride moronic urban dictionary readers.
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cocklewhore
A female who wants sex all the time and when she receives sexual pleasure she cockles much like a rooster.
cocklewhore by porkisgood123 January 25, 2018
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