cooklet 

Someone who can barely cook. inspired by brainlet

Samantha: I made grilled chicken for dinner!
Rob: What a cooklet!

cooklet by zerze April 7, 2020

Cooklet 

(Proper Noun) A slang term used for a short blond girl who likes to give away toxic chemicals without discrimination.

Did you pick up the supplies for my meth lab?

Nah bro, but I've got a Cooklet taking care of it for me.

Cooklet by Neckpuncher November 12, 2010

cocklet 

A young boy's penis

He cupped his hands over his immature cocklet

cocklet by Sam May 7, 2003

Cookleta 

Cookleta is a term used to define the pairing of American Idol's Season 7 contestants David Cook & David Archuleta. "Cook" originates from David Cook's last name, and "leta" is derived from the last four letters of David Archuleta's surname. This pairing also happens to have the most evidence of any other pairing of Season 7. This ranges from video footage of handstands, multiple hugs and chest caresses to photographs of lingering lust-stares and adoring glances.

*after seeing the TRL hug and piggyback ride*
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.

Cookleta by davids4life August 11, 2008

cocklet 

a tiny penis, or the opposite of a tripod. It can also be used as an insult.

"The Midget's ex-boyfriend has a cocklet"

cocklet by Harveer Singh July 28, 2008

Cookleta 

The 'canonrific' pairing of Season 7 American Idol contestants, David Cook and David Archuleta.

I kept watching that video of Cookleta doing handstands. Who knows what else they do when they're alone?

Cookleta by wonderwall14 August 10, 2008

cocklette 

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.

oh hey that dudes got a cocklette

cocklette by yourknowme February 25, 2012