johoathon

Damn he's a johoathon if i've seen one.

His name is johnathon

yee but johoathon is cuter
by porkisgood123 December 17, 2018
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cocklewhore

A female who wants sex all the time and when she receives sexual pleasure she cockles much like a rooster.
Damn my girl is such a cocklewhore
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cocklewhore

When a female wants as much sex as possible and when she receives what she wants she cockles much like a rooster.
Damn my girl is such a cocklewhore
by porkisgood123 January 25, 2018
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candyfreak

Someone who plays candy crush 24/7 and will not stop for anything but sleep or to tell you all about one level.
my friend tod is a candyfreak
by porkisgood123 February 18, 2018
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