Definitions by porkisgood123

johoathon 

Johnathon but cuter.

Damn he's a johoathon if i've seen one.

His name is johnathon

yee but johoathon is cuter

johoathon by porkisgood123 December 16, 2018

candyfreak 

Someone who plays candy crush 24/7 and will not stop for anything but sleep or to tell you all about one level.

my friend tod is a candyfreak

candyfreak by porkisgood123 February 18, 2018

cocklewhore 

When a female wants as much sex as possible and when she receives what she wants she cockles much like a rooster.

Damn my girl is such a cocklewhore

cocklewhore by porkisgood123 January 25, 2018

cocklewhore 

A female who wants sex all the time and when she receives sexual pleasure she cockles much like a rooster.

Damn my girl is such a cocklewhore

cocklewhore by porkisgood123 January 25, 2018