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Cookleta 

Cookleta is a term used to define the pairing of American Idol's Season 7 contestants David Cook & David Archuleta. "Cook" originates from David Cook's last name, and "leta" is derived from the last four letters of David Archuleta's surname. This pairing also happens to have the most evidence of any other pairing of Season 7. This ranges from video footage of handstands, multiple hugs and chest caresses to photographs of lingering lust-stares and adoring glances.
*after seeing the TRL hug and piggyback ride*
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.
Cookleta by davids4life August 11, 2008
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Cookleta 

The 'canonrific' pairing of Season 7 American Idol contestants, David Cook and David Archuleta.
I kept watching that video of Cookleta doing handstands. Who knows what else they do when they're alone?
Cookleta by wonderwall14 August 10, 2008
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Someone who can barely cook. inspired by brainlet
Samantha: I made grilled chicken for dinner!
Rob: What a cooklet!
cooklet by zerze April 7, 2020

cookietastic 

A cookie that taste so fantastic, no other words can describe it.
Guy 1: I love cookies oh so very much. They are just soooo.....
Guy 2: Cookietastic?
Guy1: Exactly!

Cookietard 

Something or someone who is lovely, cute and sweet but very stupid at the same time. cute and pathetic at the same time Like a puppy who runs into a glass-door.
Girl -Oh look at that guy over there on the Harley Davidson.
Boy -Yeah I see him, bet he feels proud on that bike.

*Guy on harley looks at them and smirks*

Girl -Bet he's got a small dick too. Poor bastard.
Boy -Yeah, what a cookietard!
Cookietard by Zaniya January 5, 2010
(Proper Noun) A slang term used for a short blond girl who likes to give away toxic chemicals without discrimination.
Did you pick up the supplies for my meth lab?

Nah bro, but I've got a Cooklet taking care of it for me.
Cooklet by Neckpuncher November 12, 2010

Cookietayden 

Cookietayden is a person who will never stop to help you from anything and he will be there and he is a person that loves cookies so watch out. He forgives a lot, loves god, likes video games, and he can be your best friend or boyfriend.
Girl: Cookietayden is the best Boyfriend!!!

Boy: Cookietayden is my best friend!
Cookietayden by Eduardo4life November 21, 2021