Cookiethon 

You're too lazy to walk or run in a 5K walkathon so you organize a cookiethon wherein you and your friends decorate cookies to sell and eat.

We raised over 3G's at the cookiethon last week. It was awesome charity without the exercise part.

Cookiethon by Tinkerbell Hilton April 16, 2009

Cookiehandjob 

When the the dude in the passenger seat is getting a handjob where the driver pretends the passengers dick is the stick shift knob.

Mon, Ty was uncontrollably slobbering and I even saw him begging strangers for their newborn babys milk after his bi-weekly cookiehandjob playtime.

Cookiehandjob by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia 

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

Cookathon

A tradition in notorious student party town Dunedin, New Zealand. Involves dressing up in a group with a common theme, drinking very early in the morning (and continuing all day) and making your drunken way to the Cook bar for a day full of drinking.

Is now banned from Dunedin thanks to the university opposing the liquor renewal of the Cook.

Guy 1: Bro, what you going to cookathon as?
Guy 2: Our flats going as terrorists. What about you?

Cookathon by otunstu September 18, 2009

Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

Cookiephobia 

The discrimination of cookies.

Person 1: Chocolate chip cookies are gross!
Person 2: Bro! That's Cookiephobia! I can't believe you would say something like that...

Cookiephobia by asseater57 May 27, 2018

Cookietron 

The result of placing wads of cookie dough too close together on a baking sheet. When heated, they merge like Voltron to form one huge cookie: Cookietron.

Dude, I put the whole package of dough into a pie pan and I've got the most awesome Cookietron. Grab a fork.

Cookietron by Matt Hutson December 7, 2005