cookie dick 

a cock full of shit after anal intercourse.

i was fucking my girl in the ass and i got a cookie dick

cookie dick by justan May 31, 2006

Cookie Dick 

A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.

I need to go put this cookie dick up my bits.

Cookie Dick by Jeff Mongoyer January 16, 2018

dick cookie touch down 

Hot and Gooey. Fresh out of the oven. When the home team scores ,Cum on a girl's face while you're eating a cookie and watching football.

My girlfriend was pissed when i gave her a dick cookie touch down.

dick cookie touch down by The Black Muffin Man November 13, 2013

Dick Coozie 

Someplace warm and cozy.

I'm cold. I could really use a dick coozie.

Dick Coozie by Zach982179384 December 19, 2007

Dick Coozie 

A female that is only good for keeping your dick warm. She has no other worth other than to place your dick in(mouth, butt, vagina, hand) and keep it warm.

Emily can’t cook, clean, and doesn’t have a job. The only thing she is good for is being a Dick Coozie.

Dick Coozie by Peesalot August 3, 2018

sucking dick for cookies

Sucking dick for drugs

Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.

sucking dick for cookies by fatjerr November 18, 2013

cookiedict

A very serious mental disease. The literal addiction to cookies. As we all know, cookies are very addictive so this addiction is very popular. Though, it is more addictive then heroine. Thus making it extremely lethal. Some go even as far as adding the infamous Marijuana to the already deadly mix. Do not underestimate a man with an addiction as such.

Man A: "Do you see that shady guy in the corner?"
Man B: "Yeah hes a cookiedict."

cookiedict by SexxxMachine69 June 15, 2016