Cooke’d 

To screw an innocent bald man out of pay on a Saturday by pretending to do “ leaflets “

Ah yeah it was grand just Cooke’d him

Cooke’d by Well Boi January 9, 2019

Myspace Cookie'd 

When someone harrasses people in blog comments and the blog owner tells them to stop, they get fuming mad (butthurt) then run and write a drama blog about the blog owner. Usually only women do this, but men with the mrs busy body syndrome will do this also. Sooo emotional

damn, did you see that dude insulting my blog reader? I told his ass to pack it, then the little bitch turned around and myspace cookie'd my ass. What a butthurt little woman he is.

Myspace Cookie'd by NO! YOU October 28, 2009

Captain Cook'd 

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia

James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring

Captain Cook'd by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017

cookie d'oh!

The experience of realizing you forgot to order Girl Scout cookies from the local seller. Sometimes accompanied by a forehead slap and a wave of regret. It happens most often when the seller is distributing cookies to those who did buy.

I had a cookie d'oh! when Eddie handed out his daughter's Girl Scout cookie orders. Next year I'll order for sure.

cookie d'oh! by Hot Beth February 9, 2010

Dane Cook'd 

(DC'd for short)When you use a phrase from any of Dane Cook's stand ups that everyone knows, to make a situation funny, or to totally pwn a friend. Ex: Invite a friend to your house for dinner. Put any sticky substance on their fork/spoon to make then say, either out loud or subconsciously, "Why is this spoon so sticky?" And of course you reply with, "I just came" In turn they have been Dane Cook'd (or DC'd). But, it only works if the person you are doing it to knows Dane Cook, and this definition.

*Note: This can be done with any Dane Cook quote, in any situation you see fit.

-Guys, invite a chick into your home, then when you are both in say the following- "Welcome to the Jungle baby, you're gonna DIIIIEE!!! Nah I'm kidding, c'mon lets box!"

-Girls, if a guy is ever choking his chicken in front of you and whispers 'Do you like that?" Look at him with a serious face and say the fallowing- "No . . . Thanks for asking. I'm liking it less and less by the jerk even. I would rather get a dirty sanchez than continue to watch this."

Going to the drive through at Burger King and quoting the "Sweet and Sour sauce on my pussy" quote gets a lot of kicks, but only if the person knows Dane Cook, and has heard his harmful if swallowed stand up.

And the most suiting line to say afterwards would be, "Yeah, I just Dane Cook'd you, you glass bitch" Which in turn DC-ing them again.

Dane Cook'd by Messiah.XIII January 14, 2009

Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day! 

This is national celebrate sophie cooke! go hug her!

candice: what day is it?

Marley: Its celebrate sophie cooke day!

Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day! by soggboss3000 March 9, 2021

cook'd 

When you've dropped dropped pills and are acting like a fucking spastic cunt with dinner plate eyes.

Chap: How many you had?
Beau: Just 3 bruh
Chap: You're fucking cook'd cunt

cook'd by deanino August 1, 2016