Cooke

A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.

As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.

by Kr3m1in May 13, 2011

Cooke

To suck at, or loose horribly, at the game of Monopoly.
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands

Wow, you really “Cooke” that game last week against the Kneelands

by The best at monopoly April 16, 2021

Cooke

Referring to someone with qualities of a penis.

Wow, only cookes use akimbo model 1887's.

by Scrubdoodle June 13, 2010

Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009

cooke

the cookie monster
derived from wood

ahh ive just seen a cooke
the cooke is chasing me

by bridgette bernstein November 3, 2007

Cooke

To be a “Cooke” is when you act like a dumbass

“shut the fuck up Cooke”

by pseudonym10000001 February 20, 2022

Cooke's Law

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.

Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

by AitkenRandy June 18, 2006