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To suck at, or loose horribly, at the game of Monopoly.
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands
Wow, you really “Cooke” that game last week against the Kneelands
Cooke by The best at monopoly April 16, 2021
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Referring to someone with qualities of a penis.
Wow, only cookes use akimbo model 1887's.
Cooke by Scrubdoodle June 13, 2010
A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.
-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'
Cooke by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009
the cookie monster
derived from wood
ahh ive just seen a cooke
the cooke is chasing me
cooke by bridgette bernstein November 3, 2007
To be a “Cooke” is when you act like a dumbass
“shut the fuck up Cooke”
Cooke by pseudonym10000001 February 20, 2022

Cooke's Law 

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Cooke's Law by AitkenRandy June 18, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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