so girls grow wieners and have to cut them off every month that’s what a period is but when we cut them it still kinda moves around and shit kinda like a worm so we call them coochlings. and there’s races to see which little worm dick wins.
Harold: Is Gogol coming to the par-tay?
Kumar: Nah. Gogol's on the Tube and updating FB and tweeting and all the rest of it. You know, being a futhermocking couchling, as usual.