so girls grow wieners and have to cut them off every month that’s what a period is but when we cut them it still kinda moves around and shit kinda like a worm so we call them coochlings. and there’s races to see which little worm dick wins.

would you like to have a coochling race?

coochling by itspelledhoe February 14, 2021

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Couchling

A passive and willing slave to media.

Harold: Is Gogol coming to the par-tay?
Kumar: Nah. Gogol's on the Tube and updating FB and tweeting and all the rest of it. You know, being a futhermocking couchling, as usual.

Couchling by varminator January 16, 2009

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North Coochlina

That state above South Coochlina

My girlfriend and her family are almost is North Coochlina right now.

You mean Carolina?

No, Coochlina you fuckin idiot

North Coochlina by FuckerNugget February 25, 2019

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Goochlings

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!

Goochlings by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

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Coolings

Coolings Is when your very very awfully cool, So cool that you make the sun Freeze :D yeaaah... Cool

Tom: OMG i am sooo Cool
Jack: haha kk whatever
Georgia: yeah, not as cool as jack he's super cool, so cool, he's COOLINGS :D

Coolings by ItsGeorgiaBabes May 30, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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