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SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.
Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger
SLOAN Ranger by BershamBackdoor October 12, 2021
Refers to the kind of person who likes to Slink off on their own. Combination of the words Slink and Alone.

Used to describe someone who abandons ship at the first opportunity. Similar to Rats leaving a sinking ship
Cannot believe you've changed jobs again. You are a complete sloaner
Sloaner by BershamBackdoor April 7, 2021

Nonce Punched 

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
Nonce Punched by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

Bullhead 

Used to describe someone with an incredulously large head.

Looking like a real life Frank Side bottom or someone whose Mum had sex with Mr Potato head.

Impossible to get hats for.

Noticeable on beaches during the summer as it looks like the planet Mars resting on a beach
The size of that fucking head mate. Right Bullhead aren't ya!

Sit at the back of the cinema Bullhead so the rest of us can watch the film
Bullhead by BershamBackdoor April 19, 2020

Backdoor Bomber 

Referring to an openly camp man who thinks they are hard by competing in Boxing or such sport. Getting physical with men

Known for entering via the backdoor
Your boxing name should be 'Backdoor Bomber' ya flamer

Gammon Ear 

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.
"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"
Gammon Ear by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

Grey Squirrel 

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
Grey Squirrel by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019