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couchbuster 

A couchbuster is a contemporary spin on the “blockbuster”.

Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.
I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
couchbuster by Sickomonster January 3, 2023
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couchbuster 

A play on the word “blockbuster,” appropriated for grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services enjoyed from the comfort of your couch instead of a theater.
I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
couchbuster by Sickomonster January 3, 2023

cockbuster 

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.
Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.
cockbuster by AubreyA October 5, 2006

blockbuster and cockbuster 

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"

Couchburner 

1. A destructive or ill-mannered overnight house guest.
Mike is such a couchburner. Last time he crashed at my house, he broke my coffee maker and kicked over all the cat food.
Couchburner by ahhfred June 6, 2014

cockbuster3000 

A whore;a slut; a skank; one who gives head to two diferent guys on one night; esp. Emily
I heard cockbuster3000 did it again.
cockbuster3000 by Samo March 16, 2005

Couchmaster 

N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.
Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!
Couchmaster by Kathrine JH May 11, 2008