coozebuster

either a situation, remark or other uninvited distraction so crude it make your girlfriend completely dry up during foreplay or sex

"That Rosie O'Donnell workout video was a major coozebuster last night - in fact, I almost got stuck inside of Molly and had to call the paramedics! Damn that fat slag!!!"

by Kyle the sick (but wise) bastard May 5, 2004

Coochbuster

One who like to bust in the cooch

Brad: Yo after I took the chooch to blinkerton, I took that lizzo and jizzed in her cooch.
Steve: Yo bro you're such a coochbuster!

by YoungThug88 February 2, 2023

chodebusters

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Coozeburger

Coozeburger (n) A nasty smelly foul va-jay-jay

I have never met so many jealous coozeburgers in my life.

by Furrie hater March 25, 2010

chodebuster

One who busts/likes chodes. A person may be referred to casually as a chodebuster if they often talk about busting chodes, if they are socially inept, if they are sexually inept, or if their first name is David, Davo, Davidson, Dave, or Davy (sometimes Darryl)

Matthew: Sup fucktard? Here's the dealio--my girl goes on and on about chodes...

Jonathan: Man, get your ass away from that bitch! I'll bet anything she's a chodebuster!

by Mack B May 21, 2008