The small community that not very many people want to visit just ten minutes south of Bushnell. The only way to get to houses here are on the numerous dirt roads and through woods. Hunting plays a large part in this community and you made find people down at Silver Lake or the Withlacoochee River, swimming away from alligators. Croom a Coochee is centered around the "Country Store": a rundown gas station with two pumps and expensive cigarettes and
beer. It's customers include a variety of rednecks, drug dealers and crack addicts. You learn about the entire "town" on the bulletin board where you can find your next exotic pet such as a chicken or
horse. Croomite is a common term for those who live here. You can often find everyone walking around with
black feet as most people don't wear shoes. Beware of the cop that sits in the same exact spot every day and thinks he can pull you over for speeding through the 30mph
speed zone. Don't forget about the blonde headed kids who ride their bikes on seven curves every day. You're likely to hit
one while driving by. Or the long hair
kid on the Piece of shit golf cart that thinks he owns the road because it goes 25mph. Your likely to fine him near any body of water that he don't have permission to. Never go out at night or you
may possibly be raped,
shot, or some crack addict lady with no
bra on and a mini skirt
may ask you for some
drugs. Gotta love to live in Croom A Coochee.
Driver. Why is that
Guys feet so
blackPassenger. That just a normal croomite
Driver. Were are they from
Passenger. Croom A Coochee