Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JordandiginZ0rz

m3g4hurtz

What Jordan steals from people in order to use them for other purposes.

I STOELD HIS MEGAHURTZ ADN TEH SOLD TEHM ON TeH EBYA!11111

Means "The Spark" in Russian. It was the name of Lenin's newspaper.

Let's read the Iskra and talk about how communism works in theory, so we sound like we're intelligent, although everyone already knows that.

iskra by JordandiginZ0rz October 26, 2003

Chris is such an insignif, he never tells the truth and always praises the New Jersey Devils.

Ima hit Tina's coochal crevice if it's the last thing I do!

What happens when you ride a bike on a frozen lake. You get all dicey and shiznat. (((WHAT WHAT!)))

Check it, lets go ride on that lake with our Huffy's, it's for sure gonna end up dicey!

Jordan's car. Jordan often wonders why his car is broken.

WHY TEH FKUC ISTN MY CAR WORKGIN AGIAN!!!!!!!!111 IS TI BEAUCSE I E_BrEKA IT TO MCUH?/////////

Exquisite Bulgarian rap band. From Bulgaria! Emilio manages them and steals all of their stotinki when they are sleeping.

Bat Venci: Emilio good man is.
Emilio: I steal your stotinki when you sleep.
Bat Venci: :0