Convindix
Convindix by Ignignokt3 December 5, 2020
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Convidiot
1. A stupid person who stubbornly ignored 'social distancing' protocol. thus help to further spread COVID-19
2. A stupid person who hoards groceries needlessly spreading COVID-19 dears and depriving others of vital supplies
2. A stupid person who hoards groceries needlessly spreading COVID-19 dears and depriving others of vital supplies
'Are you seriously going to visit grandma? dude, don't be such a convidiot'
'See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls? What a convidiot'
'See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls? What a convidiot'
Convidiot by glkdsmfhg;serg;'lsehdkgserh March 21, 2020
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Convincidence
When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.
Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!
Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.
Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.
Convincidence by Pobotrol October 26, 2010
convincing shit
When the shit brew is convincing enough to make you think it’ll be quick and painless but turns out it was bluffing.
(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
(2) When you’re convinced you have to shit but it’s just a stuck butt sneeze.
Jim: hey Larry, why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
Larry: idk man I thought I was gonna get some relief, but as it turns out, that was one convincing shit.
convincing shit by Fried Fattie October 7, 2023
convincion
I used convincion on Tom to give me money.
Convincion was used on the teacher, resulting in the cancellation of a quiz.
Convincion was used on the teacher, resulting in the cancellation of a quiz.
convincion by Roger Y December 28, 2007
convincible
Something so convicing it is irrefutable.
George W. Bush's argument for invading Iraq was not convincible in the slightest. My argument for poking him in the eye, however, is utterly convincible.
convincible by Convincible Hero Of Hiphoprosy November 13, 2003
convincible
It was convincible during the conversation between Carol and Peter about how long it has been since they last seen each other. Kristi listen upon their conversation and wondered why they kept on referring to the past and that it had been a while since they killed someone and got away with it. When Kristi asked what were they talking about they took a sharp knife and duck tape and.......
convincible by kricarpet September 1, 2010
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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