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consumelution 

The revolution of the consumer. To revolt against a corporation and/or it's practices.
"What? Inbev bought budweiser?! Time for a consumelution."
consumelution by bold red box August 27, 2008
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Consumery 

When something is designed for consumers. Frequently full of gimmicks and is cheaply made.
My new Dell laptop is very Consumery! It's shiny, poorly built, and full of useless crappy software.
Consumery by GoatHerderEd February 6, 2010

Contumer 

Your typical consumer of various Internet content. The main channels of consumption are social media (notably Instagram) and of course YouTube. Usually has the passive role of consuming whatever junk is suggested by the platform and/or whatever is trending (I.e. herd behavior).

Negative implications: significantly reduced levels of critical thinking which in extreme cases could be accompanied by impairment of cognitive ability.
My friend Joe is a true contumer. He spends like 80% of his time watching Twitch streams and viral videos on YouTube.
Contumer by pkap October 10, 2020

Consumela 

Consumela; Group, Clan, Family; A group who follows set rules or tenets, however are either lighthearted, joking, or family-like based groups

Used typically for those who do not wish to be associated as a cult, but have no better word
- “Hey, have you heard of this new Consumela? They are hilarious and super kind!”

- - “Have you heard of the Minion Consumela? It’s quite a funny group, always talking about the small yellow guys with goggles!”
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019