asshole fee

An extra fee applied to those who take a very long time to enclose a payment.
An asshole fee has been added due that you have taken a long time to end our deal.
by Jugulator January 05, 2017
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Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.
"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"
by Jugulator May 12, 2014
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