Contankerous 

When something, someone,or a whole situation is absolutely fucked up.

Yea man my tire went flat on the car I come here to get another and they tell me they don't got my size shits contankerous you ask me

Contankerous by Bits&PiecesofPsycho September 5, 2023

Contankerous-Curmudgeon

Miserable, grumpy old cranky and entitled (male)

Mark is a contankerous-curmudgeon

He is a contankerous-curmudgeon

Man, that guy beside me is a contankerous-curmudgeon

Contankerous-Curmudgeon by Contankerous-Curmudgeon December 9, 2025

cuntankerous 

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.

My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.

cuntankerous by JL Patrick April 7, 2008

cantankerous

Hard to get along with, troublesome

She was in a very cantankerous mood, and would not obey

cantankerous by Rachel December 10, 2004

cantankerous

disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish. tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Someone that acts stubbornly obstructive and is unwilling to cooperate

a cantankerous, argumentative man.

cantankerous by Ms.Cordero January 22, 2008

CANTAKEROUS 

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.

Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!

CANTAKEROUS by fallingrock June 16, 2018

Cantankerous Gnome 

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

Cantankerous Gnome by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006