Contankerous

When something, someone,or a whole situation is absolutely fucked up.

Yea man my tire went flat on the car I come here to get another and they tell me they don't got my size shits contankerous you ask me

by Bits&PiecesofPsycho September 5, 2023

Contankerous-Curmudgeon

Miserable, grumpy old cranky and entitled (male)

Mark is a contankerous-curmudgeon

He is a contankerous-curmudgeon

Man, that guy beside me is a contankerous-curmudgeon

by Contankerous-Curmudgeon December 9, 2025

cuntankerous

Bitchedly ill-tempered and quarrelsome.

My girl wouldn't stop bustin' my chops about some pair of panties she found in my back seat. What a cuntankerous hoe.

by JL Patrick April 7, 2008

cantankerous

Hard to get along with, troublesome

She was in a very cantankerous mood, and would not obey

by Rachel December 10, 2004

cantankerous

disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish. tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Someone that acts stubbornly obstructive and is unwilling to cooperate

a cantankerous, argumentative man.

by Ms.Cordero January 22, 2008

CANTAKEROUS

A grumpy, dry witted old man who values the material possessions acquired throughout their life.

Forrest Fenn, a cantakerous fellow, was bound and determined to take his treasure with him when he passed. So he found a way to do just that!!

by fallingrock June 16, 2018

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006