Constimplating

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

by Spencer Rapson March 2, 2008

Constimplating

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.

Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."

Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"

by Drisen November 26, 2016

constiplating

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

by WEWA August 30, 2007

constiplating

contemplating a bowel movement

You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.

by wolfbait51 February 20, 2011

Constaplating

When you are in deep thought but don’t know what to do so u take a shit and can’t

I don’t know what to do so ima take a shit but I can’t I’m so I’m Constaplating

by yoooooimdaboss May 10, 2021

Constipating

To contemplate life while in a shitty situation.

I was constipating how I had ended up face down ass up in my neighbor's front yard with a bottle of Jack next to me.

by fRISKY rISKY April 19, 2022

Constimulating

What happens when you take these simple words....Constipated....and Stimulating together....pretty much what happens when a guy/girl/m.j will take a massive she and are constipated and will get sexual pleasures out of it. Usually happens to most people who participate in anal sex on a regular basis. Really not a nice feeling but it works out strangely.

Linda: "ohhh..."
Marty: "Whats wrong?"
Linda:"Ohh nothing just about when you drilled my ass last night."
Marty:"Why what happened?"
Linda:"I went to the crapper, i took a shit and it was
somehow very constimulating."

by MrNewf September 1, 2008