A man which is a small skinny man but have a oversized penis for his body. This makes him bottom heavy causing him to walk funny, and could cause several problems for the male whilst having sexual intercourse. hence the word CONSTAPENIO
Constapenio - Jack was having sex with Polly and his body collapsed as his penis was too powerful for his body to take this is becuase of his (Constapenio).
by Harrunchan January 10, 2008
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Damn you're so constapetic.
by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020
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When you have to shit so bad that your dick gets rock hard which then makes it hard to shit. But it also holding the shit lightweight turns you on.
Corey - How are you feeling?
Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.
Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.
Rey - I am feeling okay, I have to shit but I have a boner. I’m suffering from constipenis.
Corey - I am sorry to hear that. Just make sure you don’t finish out of both ends at the same time, it could be dangerous.
by SMtoGuad August 19, 2023
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