Conslopis

another word for Vagina

wanna come do my conslopis?

by N'stacia March 8, 2009

Coslopus

Chelsea Handlers' way of saying vagina.

"dude, her coslopus was a jungle!"

by USCbabe11 March 3, 2009

consapis

The opposite of alone:
As opposed to: "I am not alone when I am with other people" or "I'm not going to be alone Saturday" one would say "I am consapis when I am with other people" or I'm going to be consapis Saturday"

"I'm consapis when I'm in the forest, even though other people are around."

"Emerson was an idiot because he thought you could be consapis with books."

by Ralph Waldo December 30, 2007

Consolism

The belief that one gaming console is better than another and therefore under no circumstance can be better or as good as that console. This belief usually continues to the games of that console and that even if a game is available for multiple consoles, the version of the console which the person believes to be better is better in all ways than the other console versions.

Person 1: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the Xbox 360 is better than Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the PlayStation 3 since the Xbox will always be better than the PlayStation 3.

Person 2: That is consolism.

by Luhta February 16, 2010

coslapis

1. a fish native to the south sea known for its tangy flavor and pink color

2. Chelsea Lately word for vagina

1. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson go fishing for coslapis almost every night

2.Chelsea Handler calls her vagina a coslapis

3. Gay guys rarely see coslapis and are not fond of it, instead they enjoy shuttlecock.

by whoyouare August 20, 2009

Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate

Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(

by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010

Consolisation

The phenomenon in which all games are being dumbed down (ruined) for the games console industry so the people who have consoles (console fags) may play these big titles.

Crysis 2 was to be a good game, now it won't be due to it being consolised.
Operation Flashpoint, Morowind, Oblivion... the list keeps growing. Al these games could have been better if they hadn't undergone Consolisation

by dixeh December 13, 2010