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Conslopis • coslopis • Coslopus • Connalopis • consapis • Consoleism • Consolisation • Consolised • Consolism • consolist
consapis
The opposite of alone:
As opposed to: "I am not alone when I am with other people" or "I'm not going to be alone Saturday" one would say "I am consapis when I am with other people" or I'm going to be consapis Saturday"
As opposed to: "I am not alone when I am with other people" or "I'm not going to be alone Saturday" one would say "I am consapis when I am with other people" or I'm going to be consapis Saturday"
"I'm consapis when I'm in the forest, even though other people are around."
"Emerson was an idiot because he thought you could be consapis with books."
"Emerson was an idiot because he thought you could be consapis with books."
consapis by Ralph Waldo December 30, 2007
Consolism
The belief that one gaming console is better than another and therefore under no circumstance can be better or as good as that console. This belief usually continues to the games of that console and that even if a game is available for multiple consoles, the version of the console which the person believes to be better is better in all ways than the other console versions.
Person 1: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the Xbox 360 is better than Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the PlayStation 3 since the Xbox will always be better than the PlayStation 3.
Person 2: That is consolism.
Person 2: That is consolism.
coslapis
1. a fish native to the south sea known for its tangy flavor and pink color
2. Chelsea Lately word for vagina
2. Chelsea Lately word for vagina
1. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson go fishing for coslapis almost every night
2.Chelsea Handler calls her vagina a coslapis
3. Gay guys rarely see coslapis and are not fond of it, instead they enjoy shuttlecock.
2.Chelsea Handler calls her vagina a coslapis
3. Gay guys rarely see coslapis and are not fond of it, instead they enjoy shuttlecock.
Constipissing
When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever
Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!
Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
Adam (meekly): yes :(
Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
Adam (meekly): yes :(
Constipissing by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010
Consolisation
The phenomenon in which all games are being dumbed down (ruined) for the games console industry so the people who have consoles (console fags) may play these big titles.
Crysis 2 was to be a good game, now it won't be due to it being consolised.
Operation Flashpoint, Morowind, Oblivion... the list keeps growing. Al these games could have been better if they hadn't undergone Consolisation
Operation Flashpoint, Morowind, Oblivion... the list keeps growing. Al these games could have been better if they hadn't undergone Consolisation
Consolisation by dixeh December 13, 2010
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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