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All the tunes on Metallica's Garage Inc. records
I betcha didn' know Breadfan from Metallica's Garage Inc Vol. II was actually a premake by a band called Budgie?
by Der Gelb Baron October 18, 2010
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An emergent trend in the world of business and corporates where big takes over many smalls engaged in a variety of industries among other practises
New Business Order is the New World Order! Just look at Google... first the cyberspace, then hardware... and now energy! What next? Google insurance and Google chocolate chip cookies?
*Larry Paige and Sergey Brin laugh manically in the background*
by Der Gelb Baron July 28, 2010
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v. Pretending to play a stringed instrument with a tune in the background; the obvious result being it will look as if the music were coming forth from the instrument itself.

Etymology
Pickync is short for pick synchronisation which is inspired by the more popular portmanteau lip synchronisation (more commonly referred as lipsync.) Here, pick is taken to mean the little plastic/bone/ivory/metal whatchamacallit hoojamaflip that certain guitar players (among several other stringed instrumentalists) use to strum their stringed instrument.

Miscellaneous
Depending on the degree of the observer's intelligence, thier attention to detail and their understanding of the concepts of vibrating length and thickness of the string, and the timbre of the instrument and its implications on the intonation and tone of the instrument, picksyncers may or may not pull off being real.

In all likeliness, picksyncers (good ones atleast) can only be made out as fakers by seasoned fellow operators of stringed instruments.
People always diss Lemolok on Youtube for picksyncing to a MIDI version of Necrophagist's Seven on a ukulele, but I think he did a fairly good job of making it look and sound real.
by Der Gelb Baron June 16, 2010
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When you give your lover a piece of your mind for hurting you.
I pretended to not remember it was her birthday. I even ignored her. I thought I'd surprise her at the end of the day with a present and maybe take her out. But the end of that day never came...

She took it on herself — she thought she had hurt me because I ignored her. She didn't do anything wrong but she took in on herself! And so I took things too far and I knew I had to tell her I wasn't mad at her. I apologized to her but those never save your conscience. She forgave me despite it all. She forgave me because she believed in us through it all.

There isn't a day when I wish she would come storming into my house yelling, "I'm going to give you a piece of my heart for hurting me!". But that day never comes.

She's forgotten about it. I think. But I haven't and it makes me feel so guilty every time I think about it.
by Der Gelb Baron September 16, 2011
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Ram and Sita's honeymoon turned into hellmoon on the second day when Sita suddenly realized Ram was a jerk and Ram realized that Sita yakked too much.
by Der Gelb Baron June 21, 2010
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Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.
Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!
by Der Gelb Baron December 04, 2011
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When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(
by Der Gelb Baron September 27, 2010
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