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consapis 

The opposite of alone:
As opposed to: "I am not alone when I am with other people" or "I'm not going to be alone Saturday" one would say "I am consapis when I am with other people" or I'm going to be consapis Saturday"
"I'm consapis when I'm in the forest, even though other people are around."

"Emerson was an idiot because he thought you could be consapis with books."
consapis by Ralph Waldo December 30, 2007
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constapissed 

When you know you have to piss but can't or you have a hard time pissing
Tom: Dude Mark I can't piss man quit watching me.

Mark: You must be constapissed

conspiscious 

done both consciously and conspicuously.
Your act is conspiscious, ie done consciously and conspicuously.
conspiscious by uttam maharjan August 28, 2010

Conspisplaining

A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator “explains” that the target’s ideas are “conspiracy theories” and that the target is a “conspiracy theorist.” The term is used as a thought‑stopping label, implying that any investigation into power, secrecy, or unofficial narratives is inherently irrational. Conspisplaining ignores that many “conspiracy theories” later turned out to be true (e.g., MK‑ULTRA, Tuskegee). It functions to delegitimize inquiry by associating it with stigma, without engaging the evidence.
Example: “When she questioned official narratives about a chemical spill, he replied with a thread ‘explaining’ that she was a conspiracy theorist. Conspisplaining: using a label to shut down legitimate questions.”
Conspisplaining by Abzugal April 1, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026