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Conservaslut

A woman who hold conservative values, but will sleep with you if you take her out to dinner first.
Ryan "Jill seems totally old fashioned"
Conner"Naw, she's totes a Conservaslut"
Conservaslut by ChristopherTheWriter September 21, 2015

Conservautist 

my conservautist friend watches stephen crowder. ROFL.
Conservautist by Zoider69 April 9, 2021

Conservasleeper 

Conservasleeper
When a social media fan page is set up with a seemingly wholesome and neutral topic, and builds up a large fan base. Once a certain number has been reach, the sleeper activates and starts pushing hard conservative propaganda, with the assumption that the majority of the fan base will be too apathetic to unsubscribe.
Examples: hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
Conservasleeper by Nartal August 4, 2022

Conservalite

A person who debates others in favor of right wing politics.
"I hate conservalites coming into comment sections and making everything about politics!"
Conservalite by Pizzelle November 22, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026