Conscript 

Meaning 1: One who is compulsorily enrolled, often into a military service; a draftee.
Meaning 2: A term for “constructed script”.

Meaning 1: That solider is a conscript.
Meaning 2: Unifon is a conscript.

Conscript by ChristmasCakeGlazer December 11, 2024

Tarp Building Conscript

* Pronunciation: /tɑ rp ˈbɪl.dɪŋ kənˈskrɪpt/
* Part of Speech: noun
* Definition: A deeply reluctant immediate family member (usually a teenage son or spouse) forced onto a ladder at midnight in a freezing rainstorm to hold flashlights and staple guns for a panicked homeowner waging war against global meteorology.

"The poor kid was drafted into being a Tarp Building Conscript because his dad's advanced Tropic of Cancer Denialism red-lined during the advective freeze."

Tarp Building Conscript by Subtropical_Realist October 9, 2026

conscription 

being obligated or required to make an appearance, regardless of what one desires to do.

Some people consider having to report for jury duty a form of conscription.

Having to visit my parents during the holidays feels like conscription. All their turmoil makes me wish I could just stay home.

conscription by D.S. Credito March 2, 2015

concrip 

To fling something or somebody small with whipping action towards the ground. Can be implemented against small animals, dolls, CDs, etc. Usually causing considerable amounts of damage. i.e. breaking every bone in body, severly comprimising structurual form, etc. Can also be used as an exclamation such as dammit or shit. Could also be seen as simply hurling somthing towards the ground.

Concrip it!

Concrip you to hell!

My dad concripped my phone and now it doesn't work.

My brother concripped my hamster.

Gollum was grabbed by the ankle by an Ent and concripped.

I fell out of a plane and concripped myself.

concrip by winpie January 27, 2008

Foa Constrictor 

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.

Foa Constrictor by nedflembake February 19, 2011

concrit 

means constructive criticism

this is my latest poem. concrit is highly appreciated.

concrit by maelicious May 27, 2006

concraption 

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

concraption by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005