Conscript

Meaning 1: One who is compulsorily enrolled, often into a military service; a draftee.
Meaning 2: A term for “constructed script”.

Meaning 1: That solider is a conscript.
Meaning 2: Unifon is a conscript.

by ChristmasCakeGlazer December 11, 2024

conscription

being obligated or required to make an appearance, regardless of what one desires to do.

Some people consider having to report for jury duty a form of conscription.

Having to visit my parents during the holidays feels like conscription. All their turmoil makes me wish I could just stay home.

by D.S. Credito March 2, 2015

concrip

To fling something or somebody small with whipping action towards the ground. Can be implemented against small animals, dolls, CDs, etc. Usually causing considerable amounts of damage. i.e. breaking every bone in body, severly comprimising structurual form, etc. Can also be used as an exclamation such as dammit or shit. Could also be seen as simply hurling somthing towards the ground.

Concrip it!

Concrip you to hell!

My dad concripped my phone and now it doesn't work.

My brother concripped my hamster.

Gollum was grabbed by the ankle by an Ent and concripped.

I fell out of a plane and concripped myself.

by winpie January 27, 2008

Foa Constrictor

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.

by nedflembake February 19, 2011

concrit

means constructive criticism

this is my latest poem. concrit is highly appreciated.

by maelicious May 27, 2006

concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

conscruption industry

(N.B: the word conscruption is actually an amalgamation of the words construction and corruption): the infamously and notoriously corrupt construction industry in the Canada's Belle Province, the province of Quebec.

the conscruption industry isn't, IMHO, a problem onto itself. IMHO it's actually our corrupt provincial politicians who let the spiel of the conscruption industry keep unfolding; therefore our some of our politicians in Quebec should also be investigated by The Charbonneau Commission.

by Sexydimma June 27, 2013