concrip

To fling something or somebody small with whipping action towards the ground. Can be implemented against small animals, dolls, CDs, etc. Usually causing considerable amounts of damage. i.e. breaking every bone in body, severly comprimising structurual form, etc. Can also be used as an exclamation such as dammit or shit. Could also be seen as simply hurling somthing towards the ground.

Concrip it!

Concrip you to hell!

My dad concripped my phone and now it doesn't work.

My brother concripped my hamster.

Gollum was grabbed by the ankle by an Ent and concripped.

I fell out of a plane and concripped myself.

by winpie January 27, 2008

conscription

being obligated or required to make an appearance, regardless of what one desires to do.

Some people consider having to report for jury duty a form of conscription.

Having to visit my parents during the holidays feels like conscription. All their turmoil makes me wish I could just stay home.

by D.S. Credito March 2, 2015

concrit

means constructive criticism

this is my latest poem. concrit is highly appreciated.

by maelicious May 27, 2006

concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

Contripulation

A combination of control and manipulation. Means "causing someone to believe something that is false, or convincing them that an event occurred when it did not"

Hypnosis experts use contripulation to convince their clients that they are being hypnotized.

by DemonicBagel December 12, 2017

Conscription

A law that forces all men (and sometimes women) to join the armed forces if and when they are needed.

The government passed conscription because they're at war.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

Conpriperous

1. Someone who lives on the edge. 2. A person that is living a lifestyle constantly in danger.

Man 1: Dude, did you just see that guy?
Man 2: Who?
Man 1: That person that just jumped into that shark tank.
Man 2: Seriously!?
Man 1: Yeah, he's really conpriperous.

I just saw someone today, he was so conpriperous. He literally fought a bear without using his arms, only his legs.

by Swagmoney August 19, 2013