Conrady 

Those types of boys who are really thick and cheat on their girlfreinds and think it's ok! Comes from a boy named Conrad who cheated on his girlfriend and thought it was ok.

Hey that boy over there is well conrady!

Conrady by Turkaliscious June 3, 2018

Robert Conrad

Actor, born 1 March 1935, as Conrad Robert Falk.

Famed for having the sexiest butt ever on film.

Best know for his role as James West in the 1965-1969 TV series The Wild Wild West, in which he played a "James Bond on horseback" character.

Conrad is a gay icon due to the James West character's costume of extraordinarily tight matador-style pant and bollero jacket, cut high on the waste to fully reveal the fine, tightly clad ass.

In most episodes Conrad's shirt inevitably came off, and there were often scenes involving the half-naked hunk being bound and gagged, or he himself dishing out punishment to the bad guys.

The show ran four seasons but become un-PC due to excessive violence. Nevertheless, many a gay boy of the time, or who has seen re-runs or the DVD, has credited lust for Conrad as his first indication that he was gay.

The shows producer, Michael Garrison, was gay, and although at the time the homoeroticism may have seemed subliminal, in today's less naive world it is blatantly obvious.

Father of eight Conrad is not known to have been gay, but was well aware of the effect of the tight pants.

He is quoted as saying "That character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out it worked...we merchanised conditioning and sex. It's so much sexier to be subtle, to maybe have tight pants and take your shirt off.

Robert Conrad ... he strode the finest buttocks in the West!

Robert Conrad by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 16, 2008

conady

The act of shoving a piece of candy, i.e., Laffy Taffy, Tootsie Roll, Jolly Rancher, Starburst, etc., up a woman's butthole when you are giving it to her from behind, usually right as you are cumming.

I was hitting her from behind and I conadied her with a Laffy Taffy!

Man, that girl I took home from the bar last night, I totally gave her the conady!

conady by jediracer September 28, 2012

Jimmy Conrad 

The sexiest and greatest american soocer player of all time. Not to mention the greatest center back in the history of the game.
The only trait that exceeds his talent is his beauty and world class humor and personality.
He currently graces the Kansas City Wizards of Major League Soccer with his multifascited being as their tall and strong standing captain.
He is also a media personality often as the strong integral voice of the Wizards and Major League Soccer alike. He leads with the roar of a lion and the grace of a god.

Example 1.
Idiot: "If Jimmy Conrad is so good then why isn't he captaining Man U or Barcelona or one of the great teams?"
JC Fan: "Because he's too good. They couldn't handle his sexy manliness or god-like skill."

Example 2.
Wizards girl 1: "Im gonna have Jimmy sign a soccer ball for my nephew."
Wizards girl 2: "Oh yeah?! Well Im gonna have jimmy sign my boobs. Then
im gonna tattoo it on. I can't wait! I've never been touched by a real man before."

Jimmy Conrad by frankBRILLIANT! January 31, 2009

The Conrad 

This is a when you used a socked foot to rub your girlfriends labia while sitting in a public place.

The Conrad can be used while attending a class with your girlfriend sitting across you, you slide your foot between her legs and begin rubbing her vaginal area.

"She wanted me soo bad during class, I had to pull the Conrad just to keep her happy"

The Conrad by p2brams May 13, 2010

Conrad foursome 

A Conrad foursome occurs when two couples hook up in the same room. A common misconception is that a Conrad foursome is an orgy, but as long as the two couples remain separated and each hookup is its own separate entity, the integrity of the Conrad foursome perseveres.

"I heard he had a Conrad foursome with his girlfriend and Julie and Bob last night."

Conrad foursome by jordanplusandy July 23, 2009

conrad 

a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he's an asshole. then you know him even better and you love him more than you can bear, because you realize he's amazing

first impressions can be misleading. He might end up being a conrad

conrad by mobames October 21, 2008