Connie’s 

Short hand for conservatives, women with wildly right views and who assert themselves like a Karen, only while trying to be politically correct.

Eric: did you hear those dumb Connie’s yelling at that black dude?

Sam: ya, they called him “African-American”, wtf? This is Canada man

Connie’s by RickDich July 2, 2020

connie's cheese

A white, cheesy substance that builds up around an unclean vagina...looks a lot like cottage cheese, but smells worse.

I didn't have time to take a shower and by the end of the day I had connie's cheese all over....it looks just like cottage cheese.

connie's cheese by alwaysshower September 22, 2006

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

Connie Swail 

An older female virgin, as in the movie Dragnet.

I was really into her until I found out she was a Connie Swail. I don't want that kind of pressure.

Connie Swail by ATMofMN March 11, 2010

connie springer

bald

did you see connie springer today?? mann that man is bald af!!

connie springer by hisokakys April 10, 2021

Connie shittytoes Xx 

ThE MoSt BeAu- nah. twat.

aww, you connie shittytoes xx

Connie shittytoes Xx by NAME BOLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 14, 2022

Sweet Connie

British slang meaning sex in the same was as "How's your father" does. Originates from the lyrics to the song South Bound Saurez by Led Zeppelin in which vocalist Robert Plant uses the phrase "Just a little bit o' sweet, sweet Connie"

Last night me and Rachel had a bit of that sweet, sweet Connie.

Sweet Connie by derekson October 8, 2007