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Connard
Connard by agirlontheshore December 13, 2021
Connar
Connar is a special person that most people don’t get to meet in their lifetime. He is very accepting and easy going to a point. He does not judge and makes friends easily. Athletic and charismatic, he can get his way without anyone knowing he has an ulterior motive. He has a sweet, affectionate side to most, but will hide the body of your worst enemy as a favor unknown by you. Do not mess with his friends or family. Stealth and effective describes Connar in two words.
Connar by Seriously? now? January 17, 2014
Cornard
Great Cornard/Little Cornard also known as The Nard or Nard and home to The Nard Crew a small time English gang. Cornard is filled with crime which is why there are so many small time gangs there. Sudbury (Closest town to Cornard) gave Cornard a motto which everyone in Cornard despises 'How ard, Cornard' If you use this around Cornard then people especially criminals and gangs will think you're from Sudbury... niot good to go into Cornard when you're from there as the 2 places have had fights for many years alhough Cornard is the better place and most of what is said about Cornard ocurrs in Sudbury. People from Cornard especially small time gangs love slang and saying 'Nard' and they're proud to be from there. C1 is currently the smallest gang in Cornard and isn't very well known
Nard Gang Member: Sup fam Nards ere now boi you better fuck off
Nard Gang Member: Fam I'll see you later round the Nard aight (Cornard slang)
Nard Gang Member: Fam I'll see you later round the Nard aight (Cornard slang)
Cornard by Ghetto Cornard November 6, 2014
contarded
Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
Contard
Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.
Conlard
A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
Conlard by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017
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