Conard 

One of two high schools in WH, CT, along with Hall. Unlike Hall, however, Conard is ethnically diverse, comprised of students from middle to lower income backgrounds, and the underdog of WH. Famous Conard grads include "Bob" from the commercials (Come on down!) James and David Naughton (both actors). James played Dr. Pepper in the famous commercials and was the main character in An American Werewolf in London; David starred on Broadway in 'City of Angels' and 'Chicago' and has appeared on TV several times (Law and Order, If These Walls Could Talk, . . .). Hall students often claim superiority, but seldom have any real evidence to back it up.

Hall student: Conard sucks! Hall is so much better!

Conard student: What makes you say that?

Hall: we have better SAT scores, more money, and no black or hispanic people!

Conard: uh huh. Yup, you definitely go to Hall. (p. s. the last time you had better SAT scores than us, Reagan was still president.)

Conard by luckyuhvdashboard April 19, 2007

Conard High School 

One of two public high schools in West Hartford CT, the other being Hall. While Hall students will always insist that both their academics and athletics are far superior to Conard's, this is simply false. Conard has outperformed Hall in athletics for nearly a decade in a row. Conard also has higher average SAT scores than Hall. In fact, the last time Hall performed better, we still thought trickle-down economics was a good idea, and the USSR still existed. Conard is ranked as the third best public high school in CT, whereas Hall is ranked as the 10th. Hall seems to negate all of this evidence, insisting that they are better in every facet, however as evidence suggests, this is simply not the case. Notable Conard alumni include Jack Sonni, a former base guitarist for the Dire Straits, Jimmy Shea, a 2002 Winter Olympics gold medalist, Matt Sinatro, a former Major League Basball catcher and first base coach for the Chicago Cubs, and Marcus Camby, a former Denver Nugget and 2006-2007 NBA Defensive Player of the Year.

Person 1: Hall High School is better than Conard High School.
Person 2: How so? Conard has superior academics and athletics?
Person 1: It just is man.

Conard High School by Hydroxeon January 9, 2017

Conald 

Conald, 15th one in c, in most dictionaries.

He takes cop's badges all the time, hunting babey rapers.

Car washer extraordinaire, loves meth and is prolifant in dentistry.

Currently feathering it in heaven.

Conald.

how do I get a job here fuck face?

Conald by fedsmoker October 26, 2020

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Have at thee, coward! 

Shakespearean for "come at me, bro". Found in Act One of Romeo and Juliet.

Tybalt: Have at thee, coward!

Have at thee, coward! by saro_2109 April 29, 2013

cowardly custard

Another name for a shit-bag. Taken from the lion in The Wizard of Oz

He is a cowardly custard, hiding behind his ebay posting I.D.

cowardly custard by Terence Dactyl July 2, 2014

culture coward

Typically activists, teachers, and people with letters after their last name who reduce diversity to nothing but skin color.

That social just warrior just used the confused the word immigrant with person of color.

What a culture coward!

culture coward by Cinnabuns January 6, 2022