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foutre 

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Foutre can mean two things:

1. The verb "foutre": je fous, tu fous, etc... is slang for "faire" (to do, see Ex 1a) or "mettre" (to put, see Ex 1b).

2. As a noun, refers to male's cum (sperm).

There are also awesome french expressions: "Va te faire foutre" (maybe a synonym for "fuck you") and also "J'en ai rien a foutre" or "Je m'en fous (completement)" (I (really) don't give a shit).
1a. "Qu'est-ce que tu fous ?" What are you doing?

1b. "Elle aime quand je lui fous mon doigt dans la chatte" She likes it when I stick my finger in her pussy.

2. "Il y avait du foutre plein le lit" There was come all over the bed.
foutre by Qwerti February 22, 2007
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j'en ai rien Ă  foutre 

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j'en ai rien à foutre que tu ai mangé des sushis hier soir, arrête de poster ce genre de conneries sur instagram
j'en ai rien Ă  foutre by toipus February 28, 2015

va te faire foutre 

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French expletive, meaning go "fuck yourself".
A: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
B: Va te faire foutre!
va te faire foutre by Aki April 14, 2004

sac Ă  foutre 

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French expression literally meaning cumbag
Also poche Ă  foutre i.e. cumtank

Nice way to say someone fucks another just for the sake of it
La meuf de ce gars, c'est son sac Ă  foutre.
That guy's chick is his cumbag
sac Ă  foutre by bondues September 9, 2007

va te faire foutre 

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Literally, 'Go do / make yourself.' One of the most vulgar forms of dismissal in the French language. To execute the gesture, make a fist with the right hand, and extend the arm out straight, parallel to the ground, fingers up. With the left hand open, slap the right bicep just above the elbow while raising the right forearm upwards to 90 degrees. Known as the 'Bras d'honneur.'

Roughly equivalent to fuck off, go fuck yourself, up yours, etc.
While stopped at a red light, the person behind you honks their horn for you to move. You give them the Bras d'honneur, and shout through the open window, 'Va te faire foutre, putain d'espèce d'enculé!'
va te faire foutre by Kyle359 April 29, 2006

Va te faire foutre 

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"Fuck you" or, more literally, "Go fuck yourself"

This is the correct conjugation of the verb 'aller' because this is an imperative sentence. The imperative form of 'aller' in the second person is 'va.' I had to clarify this because there is another definition on this site, where the author vehemently states that it is 'Vas te faire foutre' and that is pretty obviously incorrect (for anybody who got past the first week of French 101).
Tu n'es qu'un con...va te faire foutre, putain de connard!

fous le camp, fiche-moi la paix, va te faire enculer, tu me fais chier, je t'emmerde
Va te faire foutre by funkmunky December 30, 2006

va te faire foutre 

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Va te faire foutre enculé !
va te faire foutre by Marianne January 18, 2004
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