Cornard

Great Cornard/Little Cornard also known as The Nard or Nard and home to The Nard Crew a small time English gang. Cornard is filled with crime which is why there are so many small time gangs there. Sudbury (Closest town to Cornard) gave Cornard a motto which everyone in Cornard despises 'How ard, Cornard' If you use this around Cornard then people especially criminals and gangs will think you're from Sudbury... niot good to go into Cornard when you're from there as the 2 places have had fights for many years alhough Cornard is the better place and most of what is said about Cornard ocurrs in Sudbury. People from Cornard especially small time gangs love slang and saying 'Nard' and they're proud to be from there. C1 is currently the smallest gang in Cornard and isn't very well known

Nard Gang Member: Sup fam Nards ere now boi you better fuck off

Nard Gang Member: Fam I'll see you later round the Nard aight (Cornard slang)

by Ghetto Cornard November 6, 2014

Cornard

Possibly the dullest place in suffolk, home to scores of old people and a nature reserve yet also often mocked for being a place of crime.

'Watch out, your purse will get nicked'
'Oh come on, this isnt Cornard.'

by Hattie J April 12, 2009

connard

French insult : 'asshole'

Allez vous faire foutre bande de connards !

by Marianne January 18, 2004

cornado

The swirling display of corn-filled poop as it is flushed down the toilet.

"When did we eat corn? I just took a massive dump, and you should have SEEN the cornado when I flushed!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 2, 2009

Cornarging

A sexual act that involves a handfull of sweetcorn that is inserted into the anus, then a broom shank is used in a plunging motion in order to puree the sweetcorn inside of the anus. The sweetcorn is then crapped out onto the face or chest of the plunger.

Simon made sure that he and Allison got all their daily vegetables by cornarging with eachother durng thier night of passion.

by misterrik May 25, 2011

Conard

One of two high schools in WH, CT, along with Hall. Unlike Hall, however, Conard is ethnically diverse, comprised of students from middle to lower income backgrounds, and the underdog of WH. Famous Conard grads include "Bob" from the commercials (Come on down!) James and David Naughton (both actors). James played Dr. Pepper in the famous commercials and was the main character in An American Werewolf in London; David starred on Broadway in 'City of Angels' and 'Chicago' and has appeared on TV several times (Law and Order, If These Walls Could Talk, . . .). Hall students often claim superiority, but seldom have any real evidence to back it up.

Hall student: Conard sucks! Hall is so much better!

Conard student: What makes you say that?

Hall: we have better SAT scores, more money, and no black or hispanic people!

Conard: uh huh. Yup, you definitely go to Hall. (p. s. the last time you had better SAT scores than us, Reagan was still president.)

by luckyuhvdashboard April 19, 2007

Cornerdeckle

(Korn-Er-Deck-Uhl) A very shiny, expensive, dressy shoe worn for special occasions like weddings, job interviews, and graduation ceremonies. The name 'cornerdeckle' comes from the sound they make while walking on hard surfaces.

Man: "Nice shoes!!!"

Dude: "They're actually cornerdeckles. I bought them for the wedding."

Man: "Where do I get a pair?"

by Silvermold November 20, 2011