conkus

The pairing of Detroit: Become Humans Connor and Markus.

The ship know for the absolutely strange ship name.

Person 1: Did you see that cute new ship?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: You know, Conkus
Person 2: Oh yeah, it’s pretty cute

by Capser August 10, 2018

Conkus

When some one carries out the act of conkus, they dab on the haters

OMG Sharlene, did you just conkus on me?

by B.B.Q sauce on ma titties September 29, 2018

Iowa Cockus

When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.

Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.

by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021

Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

Conduscian

The inability to tell the truth. Behavior mostly characterized by exaggerations and lies.

You are a sneaky, slithery Conduscian jerk!

by Omniscience January 11, 2008

Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014