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Shy/Asshole Confusion
Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
Shy/Asshole Confusion by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008
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Pussy concussion
Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.
If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”
Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021
confusionship
A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
confusionship by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016
I am confusion
I am confusion by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 20, 2018
Because of my concussion...
BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
Because of my concussion... by Avon67 February 24, 2011
Postcoital Confusion
The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.
Postcoital Confusion by Kate Charlton November 4, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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