Conkle

I conkled
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Brett Conkling

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.
I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK
by AJDavie December 18, 2009
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fat conkle

A stupid, mean, or other wise lousy person who says something that contradicts your own opinion. He or she may say it in a ignorant or offensive way, though is not always the case, you just do not like them.
Person A) "Tom is a pretty chill dude, I mean, that weed he sold me was great"

Person B) "Actually it was half tea..."

Person A) "Shut up, fat conkle!"
by dontspeaklestspokento March 17, 2011
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Conkle

Conkle is to cock as cankle is to ankle.
Chick 1: Shit, look at that fat chode!
Chick 2: Chode?! That’s a damn conkle girl!
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Roscoe Conkling

One of the most corrupt and powerful republican politicians during the Gilded Age; he was infamous for his use of the spoils system, patronage, and graft, and was hated by political opponents for his haughty way of acting. Strangely enough, despite all this he was very Progressive, and actively supported Civil Rights.
That Roscoe Conkling guy was bad and all but he supported Civil Rights so he couldn't have been too bad
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