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One who spends life in friends shadow one who plays basketball with the speds (see Sped) at lunch one who tells people he fingered his young cousin one who listens to a mix of country music and european metal one who drives a big pickup truck full of guns and dead deer one who sports the mullet one who wheres tight black jeans "Boots" and sleeveless Metallica shirts
Conklen went to live with chad. Conklen Drives a Big Pickup truck even when he's drunk
Conklen by The General January 31, 2003
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Max Conklin 

The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.
Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.
Max Conklin by Dudbdj March 30, 2019

Randy Conklin 

The type of person to lose their jewelry and be attacked by the Russian Mafia and spoopy ghosts.
Randy: Hey it’s Randy Conklin, do you have the jewelry brother?
Friend: Ok when do you want me to give it to you?
Randy: Hold on, I’m getting attacked by some spoopy ghosts and the Russian mafia, ttyl
Friend: Those darn spoopy ghosts, they get you every time.

Brett Conkling 

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.
I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK
Brett Conkling by AJDavie December 18, 2009

Conlin, Conlan , Conlen 

A person named Conlin, Conlan or Conlen is 'The Guy' . He is tight with all the girls and pulls out charm when needed. Hard to resist he is popular and a party animal. He is smart. He is good at everything, especially sports. Definitely, a guy to be around.
Man, look at (conlin, conlan , conlen)! How does he do it!
Conlin, Conlan , Conlen by woahman1369 September 15, 2010
Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp
You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.
Conklin by Dalzdead May 4, 2009

Conklin Vengeance 

Zacky Vengeance fan; filipino
speaks tagalog/Filipino
Makati
Jan Conklin ''Vengeance'' Edig
Guy: Do you see that guy??
Girl: You mean the guy that's wearing the Avenged Sevenfold hat, shirt, shoes, pants, and has a tattoo of Zacky Vengeance on his upper arm??
Guy: Yea...
Girl: Oh. Yea I see him. He looks like a Conklin Vengeance.
Guy: Oh trust me. He iss!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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