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slop-spotted cornnibbler 

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore
(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.

conjibulating 

To poke stuff with sticks and get great fun out of it
'Lyk OMFG im conjibulating this hen!'
conjibulating by Jebus the great January 16, 2006

conjumbled

the diverse mixture of the definition confused and jumbled; deeply befuddled/bewildered.
the math problem was so hard it left my brian conjumbled.
conjumbled by jose r.g. tacos January 6, 2009
A woman who doesn't look good, but is good enough to sleep with.

A girl that doesn't hurt or help your GPA, but you'll still get credit for it.
Don Salva: Damn foo, check that jaina out!
Lazaro: she's not hot, she's got noasitol!
Franky: watever, She's cojible foo.
Jaime: Hellz yeah she is.
Cojible by Psalva December 23, 2008

Conjumble 

Verb:
1. To use aspects of one thing and rearrange them to create something else.
Adjective (Conjumbled):
2. Being created using aspects of something else.
Person 1: Bro your wall is ugly.
Person 2: NUH UH.
Person 1: Let me see what I can conjumble together with the stuff on it.
Conjumble by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

confubbled 

Is it amusing to watch a confubbled person, but only vaguely amusing to be the confubbled person.
confubbled by Coty's Girl November 26, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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