conjizzled

When you are so confused and jizz in your pants.

Did you know that dinosaurs use to roam the earth and ate TJ's?

"What? What are you talking about? I'm conjizzled!

by Sweetweet May 11, 2014

Conjizzled

When you can't cum

Hurry up Ben I don't got all day

I'm sorry sis I'm just a bit conjizzled

by lildicknega January 13, 2020

confuzzled

a word that is a combination between "confused" and "puzzled" that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up

Will you please explain that to me again? I'm confuzzled.

by Lysithia September 7, 2011

Compizzled

When you are confused and also pissed (drunk.) A part of the losictionary, a dictionary founded between two friends, Lois and Rosie. Also the song, "Get compizzled a lot... la la la la la la..."

"Damn, You're as compizzled as hell, James!" said Andy, as he saw his drunk friend try and work out why all the lights at the crossing were red.

by Rosiemaphone And Lola January 7, 2009

confuzzled

1. a combination of being confused and puzzled, not knowing what the fucking is goin on
2.every emotion known combined and not knowing which to act on

1. What the hell's going on? I'm confuzzled?
2. A male being humped by Bob may be confuzzled.

by *~!KiTTiE!~* December 4, 2003

Confizzlefuzzlefoozled

It's the ultimate confusion. It is used when you are not confizzled, your not confuzzled, and you're not confoozled you are confizzlefuzzlefoozled.

Person 1: "Bro do you get this?"
Person 2"No, im so confizzlefuzzlefoozled"

by whipwhoopdab July 7, 2018

conpuzzled

confused and Puzzled at the same time

math makes me conpuzzled

by Cats Cradle April 27, 2006