Definitions by taco_55

Conjubilant 

(adj.) Shouting together with joy.

The conjubilant crowd screamed when the band began to walk on stage.

Conjubilant by taco_55 April 25, 2020

Groke 

(v.) An old Scottish term meaning to look at someone while they are eating in hopes of them giving you a piece of their food.

The young boy would always groke his mother at dinner.

Groke by taco_55 April 25, 2020

January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.

Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh

January by taco_55 January 22, 2019

Slytherin 

The house with the evil bois and Voldemort supporters.

Blake- I got Hufflepuff on my Pottermore quiz. What'd you get, Erin?
Erin- I got Slytherin.
Blake- *dials number* Hello, yes, 911? I need you to send police right now.

Slytherin by taco_55 January 6, 2019

Attic Salt 

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.

Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni

Attic Salt by taco_55 January 6, 2019

Barn Burner

(n.) A very exciting or dramatic event, especially a sports contest.

Blake- Good thing the Arizona Cardinals broke the tie last night.
Erin- Yeah, it was a real barn burner!

Barn Burner by taco_55 January 6, 2019

Antes de Navidad Syndrome 

Antes de Navidad Syndrome, or Before Christmas Syndrome, is a very infectious disease, spreading from store to store nationwide, or even perhaps worldwide. The store then provides its employees and shoppers with Antes de Navidad Syndrome, Christmas sales starting all the way back in June. Antes de Navidad Syndrome can also lead to Después de Navidad Syndrome, or After Christmas Syndrome, where they holiday sales go all throughout January, where poor, innocent people spend money on things they won't need for another year. The only period of Antes de Navidad or Después de Navidad Syndromes-free months are February through May, but that might change in the near future, as Antes and Después de Navidad Syndromes affects the brain, causing stores to expand Christmas sales longer, to where Christmas is a year-long holiday.

Our nearest Wal-Mart is selling Christmas decorations in August! I think they may have Antes de Navidad syndrome.

Antes de Navidad Syndrome by taco_55 November 12, 2018