Congradolence

an expression of praise and sympathy

Congradolences for your promotion

by Mastertexan April 13, 2017

Congratulence

Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.

My inbox reeks from all the congratulence over my promotion.

by mlw_srpm March 18, 2009

congratudolences

Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.

Hey, Greg, my congratudolences on making division chief.

by colleraldamage2009 September 2, 2009

congratudolences

The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.

"Well I am employed again."
"My congratudolences."

by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019

Congradudolences

noun

1. The act of congradudolating

2. Expression of joy and perfunctory sympathy on the death of a horrible and miserly parent-in-law, (usually father) especially when a fortune has been inherited.

interrogation

3. congradudolences ? ( used on the passing of an unpopular relative when the size of inheritance is not known)

Congradudolences bro, that monster in-law's penthouse will be pretty sweet

by bestia March 5, 2015

Congratulence

Congratulating someone after a particularly good fart

After a fart of great volume and/or smell, someone offers their hearty congratulence

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

congradolences

Conflation of congratulations and condolences. Used primarily when a friend has broken up with someone and is a little upset, yet glad to be rid of them.

"Hey, I heard you broke up with Amanda. Congradolences are in order!"

by CaptainChaos September 12, 2007