Congradolence
Congradolences for your promotion
Congradolence by Mastertexan April 13, 2017
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Congratulence
Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.
Congratulence by mlw_srpm March 18, 2009
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congratudolences
Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.
congratudolences by colleraldamage2009 September 2, 2009
congratudolences
The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.
congratudolences by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019
Congradudolences
noun
1. The act of congradudolating
2. Expression of joy and perfunctory sympathy on the death of a horrible and miserly parent-in-law, (usually father) especially when a fortune has been inherited.
interrogation
3. congradudolences ? ( used on the passing of an unpopular relative when the size of inheritance is not known)
1. The act of congradudolating
2. Expression of joy and perfunctory sympathy on the death of a horrible and miserly parent-in-law, (usually father) especially when a fortune has been inherited.
interrogation
3. congradudolences ? ( used on the passing of an unpopular relative when the size of inheritance is not known)
Congradudolences by bestia March 5, 2015
Congratulence
Congratulence by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015
congradolences
Conflation of congratulations and condolences. Used primarily when a friend has broken up with someone and is a little upset, yet glad to be rid of them.
congradolences by CaptainChaos September 12, 2007
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