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Congratulence 

Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.
My inbox reeks from all the congratulence over my promotion.
Congratulence by mlw_srpm March 18, 2009

congratudolences 

Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.
Hey, Greg, my congratudolences on making division chief.

congratudolences 

The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.
"Well I am employed again."
"My congratudolences."
congratudolences by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019

Congradudolences 

noun

1. The act of congradudolating

2. Expression of joy and perfunctory sympathy on the death of a horrible and miserly parent-in-law, (usually father) especially when a fortune has been inherited.

interrogation

3. congradudolences ? ( used on the passing of an unpopular relative when the size of inheritance is not known)
Congradudolences bro, that monster in-law's penthouse will be pretty sweet
Congradudolences by bestia March 5, 2015

Congratulence 

Congratulating someone after a particularly good fart
After a fart of great volume and/or smell, someone offers their hearty congratulence
Congratulence by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

congradolences 

Conflation of congratulations and condolences. Used primarily when a friend has broken up with someone and is a little upset, yet glad to be rid of them.
"Hey, I heard you broke up with Amanda. Congradolences are in order!"
congradolences by CaptainChaos September 12, 2007