congradolences
Conflation of congratulations and condolences. Used primarily when a friend has broken up with someone and is a little upset, yet glad to be rid of them.
congradolences by CaptainChaos September 12, 2007
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Congradolences
A simultaneous expression of sympathy and praise, for when something good and something bad happen at the same time. Portmanteu of "congratulations" and "condolences".
"Ah, beans, I got sick. But at least I don't have to go to the pep rally today."
"Congradolences, buddy."
"Congradolences, buddy."
Congradolences by fishyishy5150 September 26, 2025
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congratudolences
Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.
congratudolences by colleraldamage2009 September 2, 2009
congratudolences
The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.
congratudolences by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019
Congradudolences
noun
1. The act of congradudolating
2. Expression of joy and perfunctory sympathy on the death of a horrible and miserly parent-in-law, (usually father) especially when a fortune has been inherited.
interrogation
3. congradudolences ? ( used on the passing of an unpopular relative when the size of inheritance is not known)
1. The act of congradudolating
2. Expression of joy and perfunctory sympathy on the death of a horrible and miserly parent-in-law, (usually father) especially when a fortune has been inherited.
interrogation
3. congradudolences ? ( used on the passing of an unpopular relative when the size of inheritance is not known)
Congradudolences by bestia March 5, 2015
congradudolences
combination of congradulations and condolences, used sarcastically when someone experiences a situation with both a posetive and negative impact.
Bob, looks like your new raise is going to jack you right up to the next tax bracket, congradudolences.
Bob, you know that pain in the ass that used to work for you, well he doesn't work for you anymore - you work for him. Congradudolences.
Bob, you know that pain in the ass that used to work for you, well he doesn't work for you anymore - you work for him. Congradudolences.
congradudolences by congradudolences February 14, 2007
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