Confungulate 

To create something as a mimicry or in jest.

I confungulated this word specifically to spite my English professor.

Confungulate by Josh is a dickhead April 29, 2021

Confuculated

A combination of the words Confused, Fucked Up and Complicated. It can be used to describe a situation, or a mental state or emotion that you might be feeling. It can also be used to describe friends and pets who are out of whack.

Life is getting SO confuculated lately!

Why is this test so confuculated?

My friend got everything all confuculated, now I have no idea what's going on!

Confuculated by Lazuli333 October 4, 2010

Conflogulate 

To wear your hoodie or sweatshirt only on your arms, but not over your entire body.

When my arms get cold, I like to conflogulate.

I don't conflogulate in public because it's inconvenient.

Conflogulate by getsome.com October 14, 2011

Confuckulate

This word is a combination of 'Fucked up' and 'discombobulate'. It means to be messed up beyond all normal realms of thinking. It can be used as: confuckulated, disconfuckulate, disconfuckulated

I was sitting in a meeting, which is common in the Army, and the word discombobulated was used. A few minutes later, when I heard something really stupid, before thinking I said "That is disconfuckulated!"

Confuckulate by Mud Rat June 28, 2011

confuckulated

a mix of the words, confused, fucked, frustrated, and whatever other words you can mix in there

Today was confuckulated.

confuckulated by Peyton White September 3, 2005

congurgulate 

When Liquids Combust in your mouth and make you discombobulated.

Bob congurgulated from the lemonade drink in his mouth.

congurgulate by OdizzleTheWizzle May 16, 2022

conjungulated

To be conflicted or confused about something. Maybe upset.

Geez Connor, I’m Conjungulated because you don’t think it’s a real word.

“Frozen Peaches”...Jaylen, I’m Conjungulated as to why that word is so funny.

conjungulated by Jay Gottablast April 23, 2019